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Assalamualaikum

(Waalaikumussalam)

A British guy asked a muslim: Why do your women cover up their body and hair?

The muslim guy smiled and got two sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one closed. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the British: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one u will choose?

The British replied: The covered one.

Then the muslim man said: That's how we treat our muslim women.

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cerita time berbuka puasa...

ali :dah azan dah nie..jom la berbuka..

abu :jom..aku dah lapar gile nie..

ali : dah cepat makan!

(ali terus menyentap sepotong roti john dan terus makan dengan rakus)

abu :lek lu..bace doa la dulu..

ali :ala x payah..

abu: eh apsal pulak?

ali :sape je yang nak makan makanan kite niee...kite je yg makan..
kan time bulan puase syaitan sume dah kene rantai..dorang mane boleh makan makanan kite lagi

abu :$&$&^$&$**&*^(*&(

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pada ptg yg indah ali tanye kpada abu

ali:abu ko nak kawin dgn sape???

abu:ak dgn keluarga ak jnis cari kluarga terdekat mcm mak cik aku kwin dgn pak cik ak, pastu bapak ak kwin dgn mak ak jd ak mesti kawin dgn bini ak

ali:??????

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all these conversations were RTed by me from my friend.

*2 hari lagi nak jumpa Omma!

:)